The Babysitter


So, tell me about your son.

He’s a mildly wild child, my child.

Haven’t you tried hiring a babysitter to help?

Yep. My desk holds piles of files,
going for miles and miles
of gentile, stylish, beguiling smiles
claiming their profiles are all worthwhile.

So…pick one?

A juvenile ‘phile on file
with that hostile, exiled
jeremy-kyle smile like he can be trusted even though anyone who sees that moustache knows he’s on the register?

Think I’ll pass.


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